| The Nine Satanic Statements |
1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypecritical self-deciet!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on
ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengence, instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for
psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often
worse than those who walk on all fours, who because of his "divine spiritual and
intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or
emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in
business all these years!
From The Satanic Bible, page 25.
Written by Anton Szandor LaVey
2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypecritical self-deciet!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on
ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengence, instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for
psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often
worse than those who walk on all fours, who because of his "divine spiritual and
intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or
emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in
business all these years!
From The Satanic Bible, page 25.
Written by Anton Szandor LaVey
